Birthday Gift

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

Male or Female!!!

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

The Tooth Brush Salesman

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off.

T20 Exams

Ek Baar Master Ji Apni Class Ke Bachchon Se Puchne Lage: Bachchon Jis Tarah T20 Cricket Aane Se Cricket Dekhne Ka Maza Badh Gaya Hai Usi Tarah Tum Bhi Kuch Aisa Suggest Karo Ki Tumhaare Exams Bhi Bade Interesting Aur Mazedaar Ho Jayein Aur Sab Bachche Exams Se Darein Na.

Bloody Neighbours!!!

There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads.

Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Income Tax Raid!

Ek Baar Ek Seth Ke Ghar Icome Tax Ki Raid Pad Gayi.

Income Tax Officer: Baaki Toh Theek Hai Seth Ji, Per Aapne Kutton Ko Jalebi Khilane Ka Kharcha 5 Lakh Rupaye Jo Likhe Hain.. Us Se Hum Satisfied Nahin Hain. Kya Aap Iska Koi Pakka Document Ya Bill Ya Koi Proof Dikha Sakte Hain?

Last Name!!!

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.